{"product_id":"diary-of-a-mad-bride-9780385335836","title":"Diary of a Mad Bride","description":"Once I was a sane, levelheaded professional woman.  Then I said “yes.” Now I am the lunatic bride I always made fun of!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhat is it about getting married that turns normal people into total freaks?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA savvy, riotously funny novel, \u003cb\u003eDiary of a Mad Bride\u003c\/b\u003e is for anyone who has ever been a bride, is about to become a bride, yearned to be a bride, or suffered the sheer indignity of appearing in public in the world’s ugliest bridesmaid dress....\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMy wedding was starting in less than twenty minutes, and I was stuck in a 7-Eleven parking lot with popcorn kernels wedged in my gums and vanilla ice cream melting on my dress.  It was a disaster too large to comprehend.  After an agonizing year spent planning my wedding, could it really end like this?  The voices chronicling a year of wedding hysteria swirled in my head....\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e— My grandmother upon viewing my engagement ring:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“What do you mean he gave you an emerald!  Diamonds are eternal, emeralds say, maybe five years.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e— My future father-in-law on the night of my engagement party:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“To a happy marriage and, if necessary, a painless divorce!”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e— My best friend, Anita:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“Oh, screw congratulations.  Of course I’m happy for you.  Stephen’s a major piece of ass and he’s got a sense of humor. Just as long as you’re certain this is what you want.”  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWould I survive this day after all....?","brand":"Random House Publishing Group","offers":[{"title":"STANDARD","offer_id":58347743904131,"sku":"9780385335836","price":18.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/8456\/3587\/files\/9780385335836.jpg?v=1782654465","url":"https:\/\/shopcomics.eu\/products\/diary-of-a-mad-bride-9780385335836","provider":"Shop Comics EU","version":"1.0","type":"link"}