{"product_id":"effin-birds-affirmation-deck-9798217036813","title":"Effin' Birds Affirmation Deck","description":"\u003cb\u003eDon’t forget that you are truly the greatest motherducker alive. This deck of 52 affirmation cards features vintage artwork of birds sharing positive messages in the rudest ways possible.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe\u003ci\u003e Effin’ Birds Affirmation Deck \u003c\/i\u003efeatures full-color artwork of fowl-mouthed birds saying reassuring things, like \"Yesterday can go suck butts\" and \"The opposite of ‘live and learn’ is ‘die an idiot.’\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe fifty-two cards (4\" x 5\") offer a unique message for every week of the year, and the included wooden stand makes it easy to display a card—look to it whenever you need a pick-me-up. Whether you want to start your morning with a sweary reflection, or if you’re simply tired of decorating your spaces with boring photos of your stupid vacations, the \u003ci\u003eEffin’ Birds Affirmation Deck \u003c\/i\u003ewill help you feel motivated, inspired, and grateful that birds can’t actually speak English. It’s like therapy, but cheaper.","brand":"Clarkson Potter\/Ten Speed","offers":[{"title":"STANDARD","offer_id":62581538652547,"sku":"9798217036813","price":22.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/8456\/3587\/files\/9798217036813.jpg?v=1788941872","url":"https:\/\/shopcomics.eu\/products\/effin-birds-affirmation-deck-9798217036813","provider":"Shop Comics EU","version":"1.0","type":"link"}