{"product_id":"git-r-done-9780307237675","title":"Git-R-Done","description":"Chock-Full of Straight Talk About America. . . And Some Jokes, Too!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLarry the Cable Guy on . . .\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNASCAR: It’s a lotta good old-fashioned fun started by a buncha moonshiners. Just seein’ all the ZZ Top–lookin’ folks drinkin’ beer, havin’ a good time, and not givin’ a darn is awesome. And that’s just the women!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDieting: I once went on the “liquid diet.” I was supposed to drink nothin’ but liquids for a week. But I got so drunk and sick of that Jim Beam and Coke, I’ll never drink it again.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhy his catchphrase “git-r-done” is better than other catchphrases: Ya can’t be at a ball game with two outs in the ninth inning and yell to the pitcher “Bounty is the quicker picker-upper!!” It makes no sense. But you could yell “Git-r-done” and everyone would know what you meant.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe red state–blue state divide: Is Dr. Seuss runnin’ the government?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLarry’s mom on Larry’s book: “There’s really not much I can say here except for I apologize to everyone ahead of time for the crap you are about to read.” —Larry’s mom\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAlso available as an eBook.","brand":"Crown","offers":[{"title":"STANDARD","offer_id":62270979867011,"sku":"9780307237675","price":18.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/8456\/3587\/files\/9780307237675.jpg?v=1785517944","url":"https:\/\/shopcomics.eu\/products\/git-r-done-9780307237675","provider":"Shop Comics EU","version":"1.0","type":"link"}