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This Isn't a Book (It's a Smooch in Disguise)
This Isn't a Book (It's a Smooch in Disguise)
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ABOUT
“This isn’t a book. It’s a smooch in disguise. (Just because you’re my absolute favorite—that’s why.) It’s a smooch that just perfectly brightens your day. I want you to know I designed it that way.” —An excerpt from This Isn’t a Book (It’s a Smooch in Disguise)
This may look like a book, but it’s really a peck you get to plant on your sweetie, even when you can’t give one in person. It’s a smooch you can tuck into their suitcase when they’re going on a big trip or send by mail if they live far apart.
Adorable illustrations of squirrel sweethearts and fun-loving rhymes help you tell your partner how special they are. This book is packed with kisses that never wear out and love your sweetheart can feel every time they open the pages.
Gift this book to…
- Stay connected in a long-distance relationship
- Celebrate your sweetie’s birthday
- Share romance on an anniversary or Valentine’s Day
- Love on a spouse who is deployed or serving overseas
STANDARD, PRIMARY, DM AND VARIANT COVERS
Standard and Primary covers are widely available through general retailers. They often have higher print runs and can be cheaper, especially during sales.
In contrast, Direct Market (DM) and variant covers are primarily sold in comic shops. DM editions tend to have more limited availability and may be more valuable to collectors.
The main differences lie in artwork style, availability, price, and collector appeal. Ultimately, the choice between standard and variant covers depends on personal preference, budget, and individual collecting goals.
PRODUCT TYPES
Comic book enthusiasts have various formats to choose from when collecting their favorite stories.
Here's a brief overview of the main types:
Omnibus
- Large, hardcover collections
- Usually contain complete runs or extensive story arcs
- Typically 800-1000+ pages
- Higher price point, often €100-€150
Oversized Hardcover (OHC)
- Similar dimensions to omnibus, but thinner
- Collect shorter runs or story arcs
- Usually 300-600 pages
- Priced between €30-€50
Hardcover (HC)
- Standard-sized hardcover books
- Collect 6-12 issues typically
- Similar dimensions to single issues, but with a hard cover
- Priced around €25-€35
Trade Paperback (TP)
- Softcover collections
- Standard comic book size
- Usually collect 4-6 issues
- Most affordable option, typically €15-€25
Other Formats
- Absolute Editions: Oversized, deluxe hardcovers (mainly DC Comics)
- Compendiums: Massive paperback collections
- Graphic Novels (OGN/GN): Original stories not previously released as single issues
The choice between these formats often depends on personal preference, budget, and collecting goals. Omnibus and OHC editions offer larger artwork and more content but at a higher price, while TPs provide a more affordable way to collect complete story arcs