We Are Never Ever Solving This Murder

A fake detective agency. A real murder. And some very real sparks between the amateur sleuths attempting to solve it. Unravel the clues in this captivating rom-com mystery from the author of Definitely Maybe Not a Detective.

Emersyn Gray isn’t convinced she’s cut out to be a private detective. She needs the money, but tailing cheating husbands isn’t exactly her dream job—and she’s not sure anyone would actually pay her to investigate anything.

Then a new client arrives at Wyatt Investigations, begging Emersyn and her colleague, Wyatt, to look into her brother’s death. He was fine until he started working at a local funeral home. Then he became secretive, withdrawn . . . and dead. The police say accident. His sister says murder. And after losing her own brother a year ago, Emersyn can’t walk away.

The deeper Emersyn and Wyatt dig, the more the funeral home starts to look like a front for something sinister. Between buried secrets, suspicious deaths, dangerous undercover work, undeniable chemistry, and an ongoing battle over who’s really in charge, they’ll have to uncover the truth fast—before they end up digging their own graves.

Standard and Primary covers are widely available through general retailers. They often have higher print runs and can be cheaper, especially during sales.

In contrast, Direct Market (DM) and variant covers are primarily sold in comic shops. DM editions tend to have more limited availability and may be more valuable to collectors.

The main differences lie in artwork style, availability, price, and collector appeal. Ultimately, the choice between standard and variant covers depends on personal preference, budget, and individual collecting goals.

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Omnibus

• Large, hardcover collections
• Usually contain complete runs or extensive story arcs
• Typically 800-1000+ pages
• Higher price point, often €100-€150

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• Similar dimensions to omnibus, but thinner
• Collect shorter runs or story arcs
• Usually 300-600 pages
• Priced between €30-€50

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• Standard-sized hardcover books
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• Similar dimensions to single issues, but with a hard cover
• Priced around €25-€35

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• Most affordable option, typically €15-€25

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The choice between these formats often depends on personal preference, budget, and collecting goals. Omnibus and OHC editions offer larger artwork and more content but at a higher price, while TPs provide a more affordable way to collect complete story arcs